Tuesday 5 April 2011

Was ET in Bala?

Some sketchy reports may lead you to believe so.




Part way through our third Big Mac we began day dreaming of ET and what it would mean for a small town like Bala if he had really been there. Would it really look like a welsh Roswel? we had to find out...




Its now 12 o clock, Mulder has his best lumber jack shirt on and we've just hit the last pub in Bala. Up till now this place has been a massive disappointment. - Plas Coch was dead and Tegid failed to show up at the lake. Not to worry though our luck was about to change.
Across from the bar two girls catch our eye, "UFO hunters" Mulder shouts in a drunken state, the pub stops and the girls start to laugh "yeah we like aliens" they reply.


Our first ever interview.


Dr Mulder: So ladies whats your names and more importantly have you seen ET?


Gina: Hi I'm Gina and this is my friend Steph and no we haven't seen ET but we have heard stories.


Dr Mulder: Tell us more.


Steph: Are you two reporters or something?


Dr Scully: Err kind of, we used to be on the telly!


Dr Mulder: Have you ever heard stories of a crashed UFO?


Steph: Yeah people talk about it here all the time, some people even think they kept a dead alien in the woods by here to stop the press from finding out. A secret camp site type of thing.


Dr Scully: Why would they do that?


Gina: Well the story goes that the army had to wait for a helicopter to pick the body up before taking it to Porton Down for testing and things.


Dr Scully: Porton Down, interesting. Well thank you for time.


Dr Mulder: Yeah thanks ladies and say hi to Tegid for me.

4 comments:

  1. I must comment on this day.

    It not only was a surreal experience to stumble upon these sources of information whilst out drinking, but the fact that people talk about the incident all of the time in Bala leads me to believe that there is more to this story that we had already thought.

    This being said, I am a bit disappointed to find out that these two girl didn't notice us from off the telly.

    Our legacy may not be as strong as we first thought.

    Thanks for all of the followers.. and keep in touch with the truth, as me and Scully will be bringing you much more on the topic in the next few months.

    FM

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  2. Hi Mulder,

    did you remember to get the cheese?

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  3. Did you receive the letter?

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  4. no we haven't had your letter, sorry.

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